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Kevin and Theo's Multiverse Misadventure |
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PAGE ONEMusty books. An entire building of them, in fact. An abnormally large aardwolf in a baggy maroon jacket teetered on two legs, carrying a stack of the things from chest to snout. Evening had fallen on the Apricot Bay Public Library, another week had passed, and the void of patrons meant he could round up what books had been discarded around the first floor by impatient children and uncaring teenagers. They called him Kevin. Kevin emerged from one of the first floor supply closets, having retrieved a rickety, slate grey table cart to stash his collection on top of. He wasn't allowed to do the returns himself, as Kevin couldn't read, but Theo, the ancient bunny librarian, appreciated his boundless stamina for running all around the building, gathering books and tidying up, and tasked him with exactly that. ![]() Theo himself was busy checking out one of the last patrons of the day, his old eyes squinting at each title, his wiry bunny handpaws pulling the ownership cards from their inside pockets and scribbling on each one.
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Theo leaned in closer, his voice dropping. Gonzo's hands began to tremble, and he pulled them in close to his torso. Theo only handed Gonzo his stack of library books. The rabbit ran for the door without another word. Kevin pulled the book cart up behind the desk, stopping to lean on the counter.
PAGE TWO![]() Craning his neck and glancing around slightly, Theo's demeanor flipped from unassuming to animated once he was sure stragglers were out of earshot.
The Multiverse—the hazy, infinite void of stray thoughts and television static that tingles the skin exposed to it. Kevin was born in the noise, and Theo, once an immortal woodland mage in a faraway land where swords and pacts with the Gods ruled over all, came through it by chance to Apricot Bay. What Theo spoke of to Gonzo was the Multiverse—or at least the creepy, hazy, lost corners of it where life couldn't survive, to anyone's knowledge. Even still, Kevin's tail started to wag, and his large tongue hung slightly from his open mouth.
After a short round trip through the building to arm the security systems and turn down the lights, Theo led Kevin up to a back office on the top floor, one with its door locked and its windows blacked out by construction paper. Keys jingled, tumblers disengaged, and the door squeaked open, the edge gradually slipping into the darkness of the unlit office. ![]() PAGE THREE![]() With no thickness, neither generating light of its own nor absorbing any of the present dimension's, and an eerie, vaguely starry green void visible through the rift, nothing about the portal looked real. Thin slivers of the wall behind it were visible across the hole like yarn dangling off the side of a table. Aside from an old wooden desk, the room was otherwise barren.
A malady snapped into Theo's head. I don't recall how to get to Caerpinwyd. I don't remember which bubble is which. I don't know where I'm going!
Doing as instructed, Kevin stuck his head through the portal, inspecting what was directly below him. The portal was an opening on the outside of a large, cloudy, dark blue bubble, like a miniaturized version of a planet, that housed Apricot Bay and all that surrounded it. A rocky island with the top overgrown in lush grass hovered in midair some distance directly underneath the bubble. The void took on the colors of liquid soap as the aardwolf approached, iridescent, though with a strange filmic grain to the eye. Sticking one leg through at a time and clinging to the edge of the hole, Kevin could feel the effects of the void's lower gravity acting on his dangling limbs. He let go of the ledge and gently floated downwards, delightfully amused as his clothes flapped and floated around his body. Theo followed, though he more stumbled and tumbled through the air on his way down. ![]() More stirred in the vacuum of space than in the void of the Multiverse. Aside from their steps and bumbling around, the silence was deafening. Other bubbles and islands were dotted across the landscape, differing in their colors, sizes, and how diffuse the auras surrounding them were. Which one led back to Theo's home was anyone's guess.
PAGE FOURIt took a mild amount of hopping across in low gravity to arrive at the next bubble over, a creamy yellow one a fair bit smaller than the bubble they'd arrived from. Kevin took a running leap at the island, though he misjudged the height slightly and simply glided in air with his limbs outstretched until he collided with the side of the island and less than graciously pulled himself to the top. Despite his advanced age, Theo still had quite powerful legs and was able to traverse the gap more vertically than horizontally, landing it gently without issue. Although it looked like mere smoke and atmosphere, Kevin found he could latch onto the aura of the bubble as if it were fabric, pulling himself up and digging his claws in for a better foothold. Theo's brow furrowed in worry.
Though getting a face full of the aardwolf's unwashed jacket was suboptimal, it was the best means of transport Theo had. With a deep breath, he latched onto Kevin's waist and used the low gravity to hoist himself up to his shoulders. Kevin continued ascending to about halfway up the bubble's circumference before using a hulking, chunky handpaw to tear a hole in its surface, climbing into Caerpinwyd through it. The only issue was that the portal didn't lead into Caerpinwyd. The hole spawned in a desert, right where a large blue oak tree split the border between the scrubby grass of somebody's backyard and the thick clay and rocky red mesas in the distance from town. The only other vegetation for miles were sprouts of cactus and the occasional bone-dry scrub. Theo dismounted from Kevin's back, his old joints a little achy on the hop off. Before he could even note their surroundings, however, Theo noticed himself jarringly different than he was on the other side of the portal. For one thing, he'd manifested a pair of dress shoes, but his proportions had also changed—with longer limbs, he was merely old man stubby as opposed to rabbit stubby.
With shrunken ears and a tail solid tan as opposed to mottled brown, Kevin had turned from an aardwolf to a German Shepherd. He'd also morphed in his proportions and clothing, gaining a pair of brown sneakers to match.
![]() Theo felt eyes falling on him from inside the house. He looked up at the kitchen window to meet them. A cat with eyes glowing a supernatural green in the dark watched with intent from inside, and when their eyes met, she made a move away from the view into the window.
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Realizing the hole he had dug for himself, the rabbit hunched over in resignation.
![]() Kevin and Theo followed the cat inside the house and into the kitchen area, one that reeked of mid-century with its aged linoleum and long outdated gas stove and fixtures. A strange amount of empty macaroni and cheese containers were piled around on the countertops. Theo hesitated two paces into the kitchen.
Theo inhaled, his eyes bouncing around the room slightly.
Kyra fell silent. Theo continued.
PAGE SIX![]() A bare bulb and pull string provided the only light in the broom closet. The space was not only cramped, cluttered with boxes of papers and facsimiles of official-looking documents to the point of only Kyra fitting in, it was dreadfully short; Kevin had to bend down to see into the doorway. Scraps of paper and snuck Polaroids, blurry and badly lit, were connected all along the walls and across corkboard by taut string.
The cat turned to face the doorway, sudden and intense.
Kyra looked down for a moment, pondering something. Theo grabbed Kevin's arm and yanked on it.
![]() Quickly was not something Theo did terribly well in his advanced age. Kevin's long legs took him to the portal in twenty seconds, but Theo, hand fixed on the throat of his purple cape and scuttling hunched over, took a moment longer. He gazed into the world hole, seeing the large drop to the island below with a sudden dizzy anxiety in his stomach. Still, there was no time to wait, so feet first into the portal he went, and floating gently to semi-solid ground he did. Kevin's job was tougher. He stepped through the portal and immediately noticed his fur changing color, the shoe disappearing off his foot and his leg changing back into its usual length and doglike shape. Using the reduced limb as best as he could, he dug into the bubble's outer shell, pulling each subsequent limb through the portal and experiencing the same shift for each one. The world bubble's exterior was stretchy and malleable, enough that it could be manipulated with little force. Once he was safely on the other side, Kevin pushed and pulled on each side of the rift, attempting to massage and cover the hole out of existence. Once he could no longer see the desert or the house, he let go of the bubble and descended to the island alongside Theo, who watched with suspicion the mangled spot where the hole once was torn. Nothing stirred from it.
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Theo let go with a sigh, examining his own arms and legs instead.
Looking back up into the sky of the void, Theo tried in vain to decide which bubble they should try next. Their colors meant nothing to him. They did differ in size, but what the size meant was another mystery.
A few hops in the lowered gravity of the void later, and Theo was once again on Kevin's back, where the aardwolf had elected to tear a hole to climb into a short distance up the bubble. This one was promising—a grove of pine trees at the top of a mountain was visible through the hole, a lovely view of other mountains miles and miles off into the distance framing it. Everything seemed more detailed than anticipated, though. More...alive, realistic. ![]() A shrill shriek escaped from the bunny. He was so caught in admiring the view, he hadn't noticed he was no longer holding onto Kevin's jacket—as he wasn't wearing one anymore. In fact, all of Kevin's clothes were gone, and the aardwolf stood on four legs like—well, he never had before. Worse yet, Theo was similarly nude, quadrupedal, and downright tiny compared to Kevin to boot. ![]() Theo tossed himself off Kevin's back, looking for cover. Kevin was more curious than horrified, putting out his now thumbless paw and batting around a bit of grass with it.
A nasal screech came from the skies. A majestic hawk with feathered wings stretched wide and talons outstretched swooped from overhead, its shadow growing sharper against the ground as it dove to earth. It homed in on Theo's location; on reflex, the bunny sprinted out of the way, screaming hoarsely as he dove through the portal. With mouth open slightly, Kevin followed the bird with his eyes as it curved back towards the skies, and with all four legs galloping, he too plunged into the portal. PAGE EIGHT![]() Theo rested on the edge of the island. Mercifully, he was clothed, but his patience was growing threadbare. Kevin stood at his side, having returned from patching another world hole.
Kevin only looked upwards, a finger to his mouth.
The weariness settled inside Theo as he clung to Kevin's back a final time. The chance that this bubble would be the one that brought them home was miniscule. Sure enough, as Kevin hoisted them through the world hole some distance up the bubble, they'd once again gotten it wrong. It was another desert, this one more sandy than the other was rocky. The gentle sound of water flowing around them suggested civilization nearby. The peaks of crude sandstone buildings could be seen over two opposing cities' walls in both direction, and a monolith with alien symbols engraved along the south side towered over their portal. Once again, the two had changed form. Their eyes grew bigger, shinier, their features a little more rounded off and their colors a little warmer. Kevin's snout was blocky like a wolf's, not delicate like an aardwolf's. Theo swore the both of them grew shorter.
![]() The disembodied head of a wolf not unlike Kevin's materialized in front of and over their heads. He appeared old, even for a ghost, and wore a headpiece molded to look as if a cobra flared from his browline.
Kevin, meanwhile, was awestruck. ![]() In a cloud the same color as Coltzan's floating head came a strange fruit with stringy leaves poking from its top. It was hard as a rock, and Kevin wasted no time plucking it from the air in front of them.
The bunny stared blankly at the space where his head once hovered before cringing at a devastating crunch in his ear. Kevin had managed a large bite straight through the fruit's shell and core.
Theo only groaned, stumbling with his large paws through the sand towards civilization. Kevin followed, munching on the rest of the fruit. PAGE NINERight at the entrance of the city of Qasala lay the city's marketplace. Some of the venders had tented stalls, while others could only manage a rug out in the open to display their wares. Orange and purple tigers in vests pushed past in the aisles. Strange cyan cats with bulbous heads topped with fezzes haggled with the sellers. Theo was hungry to find somewhere quiet to rest for the evening, but Kevin, curious as he was at all that was being sold, lingered at some of the stalls.
Another shopkeeper, a short, whiskered dragon inexplicably glowing black and neon blue, had gathered a small crowd whose shaded faces were lit up bright by his colors. ![]()
Theo swung around on his heels. The voice came from a deep brown gecko with a solid gold headpiece not unlike Coltzan's, tail decorated with gold bands matching his headpiece. His stall was quite large, well-shaded, and overflowing with imported potions, charmed, and magical junk from other worlds in Neopia—and perhaps other worlds altogether.
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Theo was furious. The gecko looked back over his shoulder, eyes wide.
PAGE TENKevin and Theo hesitantly followed the gecko far outside Qasala. They still had no assurance this wasn't a trick, a setup, trouble, danger, or merely a local having a laugh at their expense. The climbing, the walking, the tumbling had done a sore number on their legs, spines, paws, and bodies. Theo's eyes were heavy—he couldn't quite pull 19-hour days like he used to.
Hasan stopped in his tracks, his face flattening and his posture stiffening.
While Theo wondered what some well-to-do merchant would care how he and Kevin met, Kevin was happy to answer.
Hasan giggled.
![]() A monolithic stone torus could be seen through the desert haze over the dunes. Like a lens to Heaven, one face tilted towards the sky, and a set of stairs led up the side angled downwards. Twelve oblique symbols were carved on both sides of the ring, arranged like the numbers on a clock, with a sun peeking over the horizon at the very top. Hasan stopped in the middle of the ringed shadow the structure cast on the sand.
PAGE ELEVENTheo passed Hasan impatiently on his way to the stairs, but stopped when the portal whirred to life without Hasan's presence. It was clearly a world hole—the Multiverse void could be seen through it, and it looked as thin and disorienting as the one back in the library's upper office. Another bubble was just within reach through it, like the portal was established for access to a specific world from the get-go.
With his powerful bunny legs, Theo stepped up to the outer edge of the ring and launched himself across the gap. It intercepted his force like fabric, but it wasn't strong enough to repel and tore on contact. Kevin immediately followed, sprinting up the steps and leaping into the new hole in the opposite bubble. Theo stumbled to his knees through tall grass on the other side. He'd returned home at last—the swampy ground and pine trees were unmistakable for the ones behind his house. Better still, he looked like his old self—no shiny big eyes, no strange fur patterns. ![]()
A two-story mixture of bleached rock and cobbles framed by wooden accents stood on the lakeside at the bottom of the hill. A wide dormer with one of its windows left carelessly open long ago jutted out from the roof at the second level, and a fallow, fenced-in plot of garden sat at the foot of the house around back. Kevin wandered off absentmindedly to explore it all. Theo was so absorbed in resting on the ground, he hadn't noticed Hasan had come with them through the portal. He'd walked a distance away to examine Theo's house as well, then turned back to face him. He resembled an agama more than a gecko here, his skin warmed from dark brown to orange-red along his head and blue along his body and tail. His eyes grew rounded and shifted on his head, and his ornate golden headgear had disappeared. He, indeed, looked like a Muradian as Theo recognized.
PAGE TWELVEThe two followed Kevin around to the front of the farmhouse. Something about the amazed and fascinated expression on the aardwolf's face left Theo feeling very warm and fuzzy inside.
Discarding thoughts of how small it really was, Theo only smiled proudly.
The inside, however, was a touch more cluttered. Books, hardcover ones ranging from recent to a thousand years old, were piled up around the entrance and into both the spare bedroom to the left of the entrance and the kitchen to the right of it. The fireplace was directly across from the entrance, its lack of fire coating the room in inky blackness. Worse yet, it was dusty; only Theo knew how long it had been since he last visited, let alone cleaned. Hasan rubbed his arms as he browsed the rooms, pulling them in under his clothes as best as he could.
![]() Kevin walked into the spare room to find Theo fast asleep, a pile of messy fur and purple fabric sprawled out across the bed, one foot hanging off the edge. He'd sat down when no one was looking and promptly passed out. After all they'd been through together that day, it felt wrong to wake him. A small chunk of strange, glowing orange crystal had been left on a side table adjacent to a large, upholstered chair opposite the fireplace. Kevin picked up the crystal, his mouth open slightly as he felt its warmth lick his hand like harmless little flames to the touch.
Leaning into the fireplace, Kevin scraped it on a log that'd been forgotten about inside. The pile went up in flames in seconds. Feeling its warmth grow on his paws, Kevin fell back into the chair, resting his eyes, the smell of the roasting wood filling his nose. ![]() It would be some time before either stirred again. |
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