The old five-point scale has been retired in favor of just rating stuff 1-10, which allows me a much more nuanced final rating. Still don't take it that seriously. Most of these come from my own collection, so the grades skew rather high. Your results may vary if you send me stuff to review.

Each album is given three Essential tracks, my personal favorites, regardless of how weird and inconsequential they are. The Quintessential pick is the one I think best represents the album as a whole, so you can try one song instead of a whole album of songs. Non-Essential picks range from merely disappointing to outright unlistenable.

My Vitriol

[#] The Secret Sessions (2016)

Lord knows how they have tried.

Reviewed November 3, 2025

To quote the infamous Drowned in Sound article: "If and when it does eventually arrive, critics will likely revel in the prolonged back story above critiquing the final recording." Challenge accepted. (If you do want the hot goss, please read that article! It's a spicy meatball.) I probably have the benefit of coming into it without that fourteen year wait bearing down on The Secret Sessions, and indeed, it is a good album detached from that. It's not amazing, this isn't even Between the Lines, let alone Finelines, but if nothing else, it's nice to have an official lid on the band's mid-2000s MySpace demos so they can, at long last, move on. (I know it well, when creative things get away from you. No judgment here.)

My big issue with The Secret Sessions is the mastering. They go for this thick space rock attack of compressed drums, synths, and guitars that crunch a la Finelines' "C.O.R." interlude and darkly shimmer a la "Taprobane", but the entire thing is so muddy, booming, blatantly lossy-sourced (possibly due to the data loss Som Wardner alludes to in the album's announcement post), it sounds like it's coming through a car stereo—not great! Time reveals that the space rock tones are mostly a put on over classic My Vitriol sounds and songs, the driving riffs of "If Only", the fainting dreaminess of "Rest Your Tired Head", and "Falling Off the Floor"'s cousin in detuned moodiness "This Time", which is the good part. As a whole though, The Secret Sessions is exhausted and overcooked, a collection of ten perfectly good, awfully-mixed electronic-tinged rock songs that sounds less like a band and more like one guy going nuts in his home studio for a decade and a half.

Essential:	"If Only (God Only Knows)", "Rest Your Tired Head", "The Agonies and the Ecstacies"
Quintessential:	"It's So Damn Easy"
Non-Essential:	"Lord Knows How I've Tried"
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Further listening:	Download from My Vitriol's Bandcamp